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- The Big Help - Chapter 06 - GapWar: Triangle Madness
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- Cinderella was looking despondant sitting outside the Photo-Mat booth
- because her dog had run away from her in the park across the street.
- I told her to cheer up and she asked me why she should and then she
- Drew me a picture of her little lost puppy. Just then Barry Moore showed
- up and told me he had been looking for me Ever After. He then Screamed
- in my ear "What's your favorite Scary Movie?" as he lit a cigarette and
- carelessly threw the lit match into a dumpster next to the building.
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- That Barry was a regular Fire Starter and just then some Firemen and
- EmTs spouting contradictory instructions on how to handle the emergency
- showed up. If you listened to them long enough you wouldn't be able
- to tell if they were a Pair of Medics or a Pair of Docs.
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- While all this excitement was happening, Cindy started weeping saying she
- had Never Been Kissed and if she only had a little money she could at least
- Phone Home or call-up some Boys on the Side. I wasn't about to give
- her any money since we Irreconcilably Differed on how she should spend it.
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- Just then her Step-Sister Amy showed up. Her sister was a regular Poison
- Ivy and a little Gun Crazy too and I knew that Amy was just Fishing for
- a compliment when she asked if I liked her new dress. Her boyfriend
- Charlie was with her but he was no Angel either. Yep, Amy was a real
- Bad Girl but her Eyes sparkled like a Cat trapped Far From Home.
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- Cindy continued crying; Singing a sad song about how she would never have
- a Wedding of her own. She wailed that she was sick of men and that maybe
- she should take up the offer from the batboy of the local little league
- team who told her he wanted to live with her Forever. Unfortunately she
- was rather cruel towards him and had actually told him, "Come back when
- you're a Batman, you little batboy.".
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- Just then her dog came bounding up into her lap, just as the lady in
- the booth handed me an envelope to give to Cindy. She was already
- smiling and I was Green with envy at the guy who might end up with
- her one day. She could end up with any Tom, Dick or Harry and I'd still
- end up being an ordinary Joe.
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- I handed her the envelope and then walked away from the group. I couldn't
- help but have a satisfied smirk on my face. I was right once again.
- Whenever Cindy was said, I always told her...."Cheer up.....Someday your
- Prints will come".
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- (to be continued - look for "The Big Help - Chapter 07" in Fun-Cryptions)
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